ROYALS!!!!!!!!!

*climbs on the bandwagon* : “Hey, guys! Cool baseball team, amiright?”

Would my roommate rather:

- Listen to Black Eyed Peas songs on max volume?

OR

- Watch old episodes of Frasier on max volume?

Nobody knows because she is somehow doing both of those things at the same time right now!

Fun Monday night over at our place.

😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬😬

Oh, I’m not up to much. Just spending the day so far cringing at myself constantly/walking through the world with this literal expression.

Pretty much the usual.

My current living sitch is not ideal, but I think my roommate’s cat and I are in literal love with one another.

I call this photoset of our relationship, “A Loss of Personal Space”

A little baby French bulldog out on a walk just stopped its owner specifically to come over to the outdoor patio table where I’m sitting and be petted by me.

****I’m dead from happiness/cuteness****

Volunteering at Portland’s Jade District night market in the 21+ beer garden and I’ve had 2.5 beers plus no dinner so come have funnnnnnnnnn with me!!!

Volunteering at Portland’s Jade District night market in the 21+ beer garden and I’ve had 2.5 beers plus no dinner so come have funnnnnnnnnn with me!!!

Oops, I’m being super dumb and I don’t care to expand on that right now, but just know that I am really, really dumb and I probably don’t have any business being a member of human society.

Talk to you more about it never because I’m going to go to live in the forest in isolation as a hermit-crone.

Four days in Portland and already watched a Portlandia scene being filmed. And FYI, Carrie Brownstein is remarkably beautiful in person, even when dressed in Portland-Lance drag.

Four days in Portland and already watched a Portlandia scene being filmed. And FYI, Carrie Brownstein is remarkably beautiful in person, even when dressed in Portland-Lance drag.